i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
my poor anus
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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