if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
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