Dude my mom stole all your condoms
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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