So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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