Cold hands, warm shart.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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