everyone is single if you try hard enough
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
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just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
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you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
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