physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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