It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
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