Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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