just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
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he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
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I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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