i think i have two assholes
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
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Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
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Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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