Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
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No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
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I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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