He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
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Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
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Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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