Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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