Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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