I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
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Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
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Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize