It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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