You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
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I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
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He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
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