I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Randomize
