3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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