he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Randomize
