Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
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Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
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the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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