I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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