This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
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Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
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A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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