Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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