You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
i woke up with socks on this morning
i didnt wear socks last night
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
19 People Did The Wildest Things When They Were Black-Out Drunk
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
21 Signs That A Dude is Probably Insane
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER