I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
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On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
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Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?