This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Randomize
