his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
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Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
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I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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