Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
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jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
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There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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