Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
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