if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
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Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
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I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
I want a musical about memes.
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