If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
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incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
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They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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