I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
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There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
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No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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