bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
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