Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
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All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
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Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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