what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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