did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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