where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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