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We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
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I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
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I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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