So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
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