I just cut my nipple shaving
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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