Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Randomize
