"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Randomize