Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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