belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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