there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
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I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
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Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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