@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
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You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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