I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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