She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
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Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
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Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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