We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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