You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
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I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
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I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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