Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
You were trust falling into bushes
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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