so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
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Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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