Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I smell like Dick and happiness
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Randomize
