so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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