Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
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