ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
You made out with two different species that night
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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