doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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