Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
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