Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
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A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
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The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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