i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
When did we convert life to cartoon?
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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